Born runners happy to sprint short bursts but question walking around the block.
Greyhound
Giant coach potatoes who largely ignore chaos preferring their own company.
Bullmastiff
Gentle giants satisfied chilling once basic needs for food and petting are met.
Saint Bernard
Designed for hunting scent trails at a sullen trot but that’s their max speed limit.
Basset Hound
Improved breathing would mean disrupting prized nap piles with bothersome walks.
English Bulldog
Cat-like Chow Chows independently dictate their own sparse activity limits requiring bribery.
Chow Chow
Short snouts and tiny frames aren’t built for marathons or playtime despite owners’ wishes!
French Bulldog